THE NED SKIT!!! yay!!!
Sandra and Missy are eating lunch during x-block, Drama nerds are in the drama square, Ned walks through drama hall (from door to stairwell), Missy nudges Sandra frantically
Ned (stops suddenly at top of stairs, turns around, and jumps overall three stairs, looks around excitedly) I heard “rent”
Sandra: So…you gonna see holes?
Ned: Sandra right?
Sandra (stops breathing)
Ned: Well, im working on it…
(Missy walks to her open locker, sticks her head in like shes doing something, and eavesdrops)
Sandra: OH! Umm…hows that going?
Ned: they’re silly little freshmen
Missy: (pulls head out of locker, insulted) HEY…I mean…damn, where’s that history assignment? (puts head back in locker)
Sandra: umm…im a-a sophomore! Yeaa…that’s right…a sophomore…(mischevious grin, raises eyebrows)
Sandra: I loved the wiz!
Ned: ummm, yeah…I rock, don’t I? (hands on hips, looks up)
Sandra: yeah… (stares dreamily)
Ned (to Missy) whered she go?
Missy: um… yeah, she’ll do that…(runs across hall, shakes Sandra)
Missy: (hums “seasons of love” from RENT)
Ned: omg, rent is AWESOME!
Missy: Sandra’s a REALLY BIG FAN!
Ned: turns to Sandra, really?
Sandra: aha…(is in dreamworld, slightly detatched, staring into space)
Ned: dontchya love track 9?
Sandra: (snaps out of it) Voicemail #2
Ned: no, on disc 2
Sandra: I’ve never listened to track two, I only have track one…OMFG CAN YOU SING IT FOR ME?
Missy: (shot as though camera is in locker, looking at Missy) NOW OUR SPECIAL GUEST…NEEEED
Drama Nerds: (go wild)
Missy: (tries not to fall down laughing, holding on to the locker for support, suppressed laughter)
Sandra: (turns red) That’s great
Drama Nerds: (clap furiously, some hoot) TAKE IT OFF!
Sandra: hits head against locker, laughs uberhard hits locker, hits locker, hits locker cant stop laughing
Ned: (looks at Sandra, shrugs shoulders, walks away, singing “contact” as he walks offstage)
Drama Nerds, and Missy: LIVE FROM BHS, IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT!
it needs correction!!! (otherwise ME FIRST TO HELL!!! ) Current Mood: lalalalala